THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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