No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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