? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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