I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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