Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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