id be glad to
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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