On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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