Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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