i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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