i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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