so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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