Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
3pm strippers are depressing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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