Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My cat gives me a boner
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want her autograph on my taint
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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