You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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