HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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