Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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