There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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