I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize