In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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