Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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