I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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