But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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