I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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