Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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