We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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