just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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