Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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