the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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