This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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