uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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