i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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