But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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