YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
