so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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