So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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