My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
well most of my day revolves around power hour
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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