did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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