if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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