fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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