wat bout pragnant strippers??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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