I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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