Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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