...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
