i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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