just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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