Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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