i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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