Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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