the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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