Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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