Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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