I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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