just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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