at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
