I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
