Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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