it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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